I was given a Sharan Wide 35 for my birthday. Now, I'm a sausage
fingered idiot when it comes to making stuff like this. I also have a
tendency to read instructions so carefully they become slightly
meaningless - then go ahead anyway - fucking it up to a start again
level or bodging it as I go along. Neither of these are great, but at
least by starting again I avoid the feeling of bitterness towards the
thing I know is... not quite right... for as long I own it.
It's
a build-your-own pinhole camera made from card. It comes as die-cut sheets of
black card, some plastic bits and two handy sheets of sticky tape,
pre-cut into the correct sizes for the build. That's a nice touch. A)
You don't have to provide your own materials and, B) Peel off sticky
things please me. There's also the pinhole made in a thin piece of
plastic. It's F120 sized...Man, I'm already looking forward to seeing
the prints... and there are a couple of elastic bands to keep the camera
from popping open while loaded.
Here we go...
Christ! There's a good chance I'll be putting a squashed cardboard mess in the bin tonight.
We
start by making the film holder. Pretty straight forward, but I have a
niggling doubt about the orientation of the component in the back of where
the canister is going to be. I feel like I'm forcing it, but
nevertheless, it goes together and the bits which are supposed to move,
do.
Putting together the front case is equally straight
forward. I'm actually finding the Ikea style graphic instruction pretty easy to
follow. They're very efficiently designed and flow easily between steps.
Hold
on. Oh no. I've been using the wrong size bits of sticky. I've got to a
point where starting again is not an option without potentially tearing
something...Balls...I realise the black tape I've been using has been
made to fit the joints exactly, but I reckon it's finished construction
is going to prevent any light leakage anyway. It's cool.... It's
cool....
It's not cool.
This is the
detail that could forever taint my enjoyment of it. It's a horribly
tense moment. I'm half way through so it's going to get freaking
finished whatever.
Now the internal box which
holds the pin hole. It's starting to look like a camera that might
possibly work. I was wondering how a cardboard box stood a chance of
being leak proof enough for use with film, but it's turning into
something sturdy enough to cope if I'm reasonably careful with it.
Done.
Dammit! I've put the dark slide in back to front! I can live with this.
It's my fastidious attention to detail that gives me the greatest pleasure. I've also just noticed I've left a coffee mug in shot above. My God. This is why I can't have nice things.
I've loaded it with some out of date colour negative film. I'll post the results.
First!
ReplyDeleteAmusing and yet informative. Looking forward to seeing the results, sausage fingers.
ReplyDeleteYou are not just any Paul James, you're THE Paul James. The lovely, delectable, talented Paul James with a great chuckley laugh. Keep it coming big man. x
ReplyDeleteNice one. Reading this reminded me of your presentation on your photography project in Mrs Beniston's English class.Curious to see how the photos turn out.
ReplyDeleteCheers Marc! I remember that as going quite well, but I didn't have the luxury of sitting in the audience. I was busy babbing my knickers at the front.
ReplyDeleteI'm absolutely sure it went better than Nick Burdett's.
Right, I've waited and waited, now I want to see the results.
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